“sure thing baby ;)” i say to you. you think i have just used “baby” as a term of endearment, but in reality babies are dumb and loud and obnoxious. i have insulted you and you dont even realize it. take that Society
"Do you know how many calories are in that?"
laugh-addict: “…Do you know how many fucks I give?”
happilyobsessed asked: hey gurl, how you get so sexy.
coyotestuck: “let’s hang out later” story of my life
soflippinindie: When people joke about killing cats, I want to kill them.
trufflesthefox asked: "You like Krabby Patties don't you Spongebob? I mean, Patrick. I mean....Squidward." - Catreen